Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Take off your shoes.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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marshal sterio had sex

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myspace

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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