I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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the asian kid gets an F

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Dani barton= lovely

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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Gay's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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