Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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miley cyrus

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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