Take off your shoes.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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marshal sterio had sex

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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