Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Penisland

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Who has downs this joke

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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