Women have the right to vote.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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womens rights

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Facebook...

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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obama's promises

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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What's up brah brah

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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