- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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