Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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