Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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thermodynamics?

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Gays

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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