what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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fack me!

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Spread the net.

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I'm a like whore

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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