Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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whats 2+2? 4

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bitches be crafty.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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