What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Nothing yet CC

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Japan called... They need help.

How much did the Holla Cost?

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

my mom raped yerr foot

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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