- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

How many cows say moo? All of them

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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