What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

Knock Knock.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Watch your lips.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

want a balloon? yeah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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