Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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47

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Women have the right to vote.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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