Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

How many cows say moo? All of them

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

a ginger has a soul

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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