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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.