- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Knock knock runs away laughing

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

a man walks into horse bar

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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