Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Waseem is not a funny guy!

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

your father died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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