- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

What did the clock say? The time.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

why did the black guy die? cancer

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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