- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

lyren is a big meanyhead

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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