why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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