Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Snooki

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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