Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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The BCS

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Male penises.

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anne hatthaway

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Susie has Autism

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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96

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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9001

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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