Yo mamas so fat

women's rights.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

What did the clock say? The time.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Anti Joke

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