- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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