Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Yo mamas so fat

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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women's rights.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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