Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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my mom raped yerr foot

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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