What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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