- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

Ham sandwich

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

womens rights

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

My name is never spelt right so its all good