So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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brian mcgee is gay!

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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