A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

my mom raped yerr foot

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

whats better than 24................. 25

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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