What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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Society.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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