- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

hi to the world fromthe world

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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