- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

lyren is a big meanyhead

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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