Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Knock Knock.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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