Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

What's wrong with woman Everything

brian mcgee is gay!

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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