what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Women.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Men's Sports

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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no

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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