- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

What is 2+2? 4!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

My mom caught me masturbating.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

she wasn't 18

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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