- Anti Joke

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

W.N.B.A.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

this is gay

7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

dislike this...please.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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yo mama's so fat!!!

Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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