Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

womens rights

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

So. The gays. ...

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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