Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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knock, knock. come in.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Kah-________-

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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