Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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