Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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she wasn't 18

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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man boobs

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hi

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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