What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Men's Sports

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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no

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Anti Joke

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