There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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How high is a Chinaman

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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Joey mayer's face

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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