What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Michael Brown

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Women's rights

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<=-[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]-=>

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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knock knock who's there police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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