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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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