Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Penis penis poop butt

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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