- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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