Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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