Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

my mom raped yerr foot

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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