- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

my mom raped yerr foot

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Knock knock runs away laughing

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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