Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Obamacare haters

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Hi Shelby!!

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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