Knock knock *runs away laughing*

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Obamacare haters

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Hi Shelby!!

Waseem is not a funny guy!

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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