How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

George Bush does not care about black people.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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