- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I never asked for this.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

whats the best thing about polio...death

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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