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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

A russian gives away vodka.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

How old is your mom? Old.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

a man walks into horse bar

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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