- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Cold camel scrotum.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Penis penis poop butt

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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