One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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A walrus walks into a bar

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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