What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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