- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

A russian gives away vodka.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

twilight

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How old is your mom? Old.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??